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Feferi grit her teeth, watching him with narrowed eyes. There were no more words, but he was defiantly strong. While she was able to dodge the first pin the second connected solidly with her stomach, eliciting a pained glub. Her body crumpled a little to help her breath easier, quickly pushing the pronged end of her fork into the ground, kicking her legs up and out towards his head as the scythes were going for her.Twisting her fork, she yanked it from the ground, taking it with her as she moved,

It wasn’t ideal, nothing about this was ideal, but a cold had settled over her. It was odd, she had stopped truly thinking. A part of her sort of came alive, waking up from a long sleep, a part of her that was happy to put him in the place she felt was appropriate for the time. 

An excited yet malicious giggle escaped the beast’s mouth as he saw the pin land a hit.  Opening his mouth to speak, he was suddenly cut short as Feferi’s foot connected with his face, causing it to whip around.  Giving a pained cry, a snarl ripped from his mouth soon after as he snapped his arm out quickly, grabbing Feferi by the ankle and swinging her about tightly, practically crushing her ankle before releasing her, tossing her into the kitchen.  Wiping the indigo blood that was now dripping from his nose, he stalked into the kitchen, juggling the scythes with ease in one hand.

“you’re going to pay for that.  YOU LITTLE BITCH!”

The beast was about to lunge forward in attack when he suddenly stopped in his tracks.  His body trembled violently as Gamzee was fighting to come back through.

“DoN’t…YoU…mOtHeRfUcKiN…hUrT hEr,” Gamzee struggled to say, gaining control of his vocal chords for a moment.  He managed to hold the beast still, watching Feferi closely.  “I’m SoRrY yOu HaD tO sEe ThIs…FeFeRi…I aM a MoNsTeR…”

Within his think pan, Gamzee had managed to get the beast in a choke hold, a scythe at the beast’s neck, ready to slice if need be. 

“i’Ve HaD eNoUgH oF yOuR gAmEs, BrO.  tHiS eNdS hErE,” he spoke to his other self in his think pan.

“does it now?  WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL MOTHERFUCKIN HAPPEN IF YOU KILL ME?  and another question.  DO YOU THINK YOU CAN REALLY KILL YOURSELF YOU LITTLE BITCH?  do you really have it in you gamzee?  DO YOU?!”

“iF iT mEaNs EnDiNg YoU, tO nOt Be A mOtHeRfUcKiN mOnStEr, ThEn YeS, i ThInK i CaN mOtHeRfUcKiN dO tHiS.”

Gulping slightly, Gamzee pressed the cold metal of the blade to his darker self’s skin.  Dragging it slightly, he screamed in pain as he jumped away from the beast.  His hand flew up to his throat to feel a matching incision dripping indigo blood, staring up in shock at the beast as he sneered at him, blood also dripping from his throat.

“heheh.  I MOTHERFUCKIN TOLD YOU DOGG.”

Outside of his think pan, tears welled up slightly at the corners of his eyes, still trembling as he fought to hold himself still.  “fEfErI…i CaN’t StOp HiM…yOu HaVe tO…kIlL mE…i’M mOtHeRfUcKiN sOrRy,” he choked.

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capriciousbardofrage:musicalincisions:capriciousbardofrage:musicalincisions:capriciousbardofrage:musicalincisions:IS anyone here that wantS to talk? :o3HeHeH hEy ThErE eM, hOw’S iT mOtHeRfUcKiN gOiNg? :oD heeeey gaMzee!!! I’M pretty good aCtUally!how are yoU? :o3I’m DoInG pReTtY mOtHeRfUcKiN gOoD, jUsT bOrEd As AlL wIcKeD hElL, hOnK!yoUre not the only one who’D bored!!!It’S been So long SInCe SoMethIng happened…I jUSt want exCIteMent!HeY tHeRe’S nOtHiNg MoThErFuCkIn WrOnG wItH a LiTtLe QuIeT tImE!  aLtHoUgH i WiSh ThErE wAs SoMeThInG tO dO…:oOsHoUlD wE tHrOw SoMe SiCk RhYmEs?!  HoNk!
Uhhhh I’M kInd of bad at It…
bUt I gUeSS I CoUld try!!!!

HeHeHeH hElL yEaH!  lAdIeS fIrSt, MoThErFuCkEr!  HoNk!

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:33 < mY FaVoRiTe sObEr gAmZeE/ShOoShPaP MoMeNt pIcTuRe.
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:33 < mY FaVoRiTe sObEr gAmZeE/ShOoShPaP MoMeNt pIcTuRe.

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capriciousbardofrage:musicalincisions:capriciousbardofrage:musicalincisions:IS anyone here that wantS to talk? :o3HeHeH hEy ThErE eM, hOw’S iT mOtHeRfUcKiN gOiNg? :oD heeeey gaMzee!!! I’M pretty good aCtUally!how are yoU? :o3I’m DoInG pReTtY mOtHeRfUcKiN gOoD, jUsT bOrEd As AlL wIcKeD hElL, hOnK!
yoUre not the only one who’D bored!!!
It’S been So long SInCe SoMethIng happened…I jUSt want exCIteMent!

HeY tHeRe’S nOtHiNg MoThErFuCkIn WrOnG wItH a LiTtLe QuIeT tImE!  aLtHoUgH i WiSh ThErE wAs SoMeThInG tO dO…

:oO

sHoUlD wE tHrOw SoMe SiCk RhYmEs?!  HoNk!

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I’M boooooored!!!!!!!

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capriciousbardofrage:musicalincisions:IS anyone here that wantS to talk? :o3HeHeH hEy ThErE eM, hOw’S iT mOtHeRfUcKiN gOiNg? :oD 
heeeey gaMzee!!! I’M pretty good aCtUally!
how are yoU? :o3

I’m DoInG pReTtY mOtHeRfUcKiN gOoD, jUsT bOrEd As AlL wIcKeD hElL, hOnK!

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I’M boooooored!!!!!!!

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IS anyone here that wantS to talk? :o3

HeHeH hEy ThErE eM, hOw’S iT mOtHeRfUcKiN gOiNg? :oD

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==> Go on a date!

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Pulling herself up onto her feet quickly, she dug her fingers into the dinner table, a quiet cracking noise from the wood as it gave way, channeling the headache she had away from the front of her mind. It was disgusting to see his blood, no less feel droplets of it dripping from the circlet pressed so tightly to her forehead, the sharp edges of the filigree having punched pinpricks into her own skin.

As he spoke, she pulled her own weapon from her sylladex, gripping her 2x3dent tightly, afraid that the fear of harming him would make it hard for her to see past the problem at hand. “I don’t make jokes, puns, s) (ore, but never question me w) (en I speak of somet) (ing so serious. You are never to use my name. You don’t ) (ave t) (e privilege.”

She watched him closely, not afraid of him so much as she was afraid of the fight they were going to have. It was hard, detaching him from the love she had for him, but it was like when she had to kill lusi, it was for the better to put them down and retain the safety of others. If she had to put Gamzee down on the floor to prevent her own harm and the harm of others, matesprit or not, then so be it. Swallowing back the last bit of headache she’d had, her mind refocused, trying to get back into the frame of mind that helped her ignore the guilt she felt from feeding her lusus.

He knew what he was doing, he had intent in his steps, in his eyes, and he was trying to get in her head. She had no words left to speak to him, her mind set on the fact that she wasn’t going to leave this fight. As he lunged towards her, she shifted a bit, twisting her culling fork up towards his stomach, her knee connecting with the floor as she ducked out of the way. It was like moving through water, air had less resistance, she just had to swim outside of water. 

Within the back of his think pan, Gamzee’s blood pumper was breaking.  “ShE’s OnLy TaLkInG tO tHaT tHiNg…NoT mE…rIgHt?!  WhAt If ShE wIcKeD hAtEs Me?  WhAt If ShE cAn’T mOtHeRfUcKiN sTaNd To Be ArOuNd Me AnYmOrE?!  tHaT’s AlL i Am…JuSt A mOnStEr…”

Sinking to the ground, Gamzee yanked and pulled tightly at his hair, horrid, gut wrenching sobs wracking his entire body.  While lost in his stupor, he became aware of another presence that was with him in his think pan.  Looking up, he let out a snarl as he saw his sober self standing before him.  How dare he motherfucking be here to torment him when he was raising hell outside?!  Scrambling to his feet, Gamzee bared his fangs at the beast with a roar.

“WhAt ThE mOtHeRfUcK dO yOu WaNt?!  Is HuRtInG mY wIcKeD mAtEsPrIt NoT wIcKEd GoOd EnOuGh FoR yOu?!” he hissed.

“heheheh clam yo tits, bro.  I JUST MOTHERFUCKIN CAME BY TO TELL YOU CONGRATULATIONS.  because you finally figured it out.  HOW COULD SOMEONE SO MOTHERFUCKIN WONDERFUL LIKE HER CARE ABOUT A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT TROLL LIKE YOU?  you’re no troll.  YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKIN MONSTER.  the kind that lusii tell their young trolls before sleep to watch out for.  YOU’RE THE ONE WHO GAVE THOSE POOR KIDS THOSE FUCKING NIGHTMARES.  it was all you my friend.  ALL MOTHERFUCKIN YOU!”

Clenching his eyes shut, Gamzee shook his head furiously.  “FuCk YoU dOgG, yOu DoN’t KnOw WhAt YoU’rE wIcKeD tAlKiNg AbOuT.  i KnOw HoW yOu MoThErFuCkIn PlAy.  YoU’rE lYiNg.  YoU’rE jUsT tRyInG tO mEsS wItH mE.”

The beast looked at him, a dark grin on his face as he let out a raucous laugh and a honk.  “i’m merely here to point out that you said it yourself.  DID YOU MOTHERFUCKIN NOT?!”

With a snort, Gamzee retrieved two juggling pins from his sylladex, one in each hand.  Clacking them together, he lunged at his darker self, fury and hatred driving him forward.

Outside of his think pan, the beast nimbly dodged out of the way of Feferi’s weapon, grinning, laughing, and honking all the while.  He would drag this out as long as he wanted, making a game out of this if you will.  Quickly leaping backwards, the beast gave out a loud honk as he flung his pins in succession at Feferi, one towards her head and the other towards her abdomen.  As soon as they left his hands, he retrieved a pair of scythes as they gleamed in the dim light.  Rushing in behind the pins, the beast swung the scythes wildly towards Feferi’s legs in an attempt to cut her to ribbons.

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the best 52 seconds in film history

W) (AT.

W) (AT AM I WATC) (ING?

3XD

UhHhH….

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hOlY sHiT fEfErI wHaT iS tHiS i CaN’T-

hOnKhOnKhOnKhOnK!!!

XoD

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    • #CHRISTY
    • #I LOVE YOU
    • #OH MY GOD
    • #THIS KILLS ME
    • #EVERY TIME
    • #ALMOST AS BAD AS YOU AND MIRANDA DO
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OOC: I’m Sorry!

I’m sorry I haven’t been really active, I’ve been working like crazy this past week.  I picked up a ton of extra hours so I can get a car, pay rent, and save up some extra money for when I see Coleman, and my hard work has paid off!

I got the title for my car, paid off $700 out of $1000 on my car, got my license with flying colors, and got my plates and registration!

So now that things have finally mellowed out, I am back, baby!

I missed all of you beautiful people <3

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